So listen WORLD WILDLIFE FOUNDATION- take ur ad and shove it up your ozone hole, gabbish? We are America! We will continue to rape plunder and pillage the world and other countries for profit, to fund wall street bailouts- to continue out standard of living
Why….. Because like Smith fucking Barney says WE EARNED IT.
Rhianna, Scorsesse and comedian Sarah Silverman team up &
Rhianna appears topless and muzzled in Italian Vougue to promote the project.
Hold onto your codpieces-
This is the question now raised in Iraq: If they throw shoes at your face are you a combat troop or a noncombat troop? The answer may be important in helping to guide President Elect Obama’s strategy of reducing but continuing the genocidal occupation that has made a shoeless journalist one of the most beloved, if little known, people in the world overnight.
A related dilemma is this: If shoes become weapons, were the metal detectors, searches, and bribes to phony journalists successful? This strikes me as a similar question to the following: if box cutters become weapons, were the nuclear arsenal, the missile offense shield, and the empire of bases successful? Read the rest of this entry ?
Yes, in his final visit to Baghdad before America returns the idiot to a village in Texas, the leader of the free world had not one, but two projectiles launched at him.
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Operation Itch produces The Hermit with Davis Fleetwood with viewer support. Your donations support this site. Enjoy the videos? Consider a donation. Thank you- D
Porno for Politics
by Dennis Trainor, Jr. (w/ video below)
Sarah Palin’s recent blunders under the cottony Courician spotlight have made her the punch line to so many jokes that Lorne Michaels is paying Tina Fey in gold bouillon cubes to keep the former head writer and weekend update host of SNL returning week after week.
That said, I’ve got a shocking prediction for you. Sarah Palin will win the debate against Joe Biden this Thursday night. Do not mistake my prediction for a wish. I wish that Lorne Michaels would hire me when Amy Poehler leaves the show for mommy land after the election. I mean, show of hands, how many of you would like to see me behind the SNL News-desk?
Thanks Mom.
But back to my thesis, for the numerologists and 9th grade English teachers in my audience, here are the three main reasons why Sara Palin will win Thursday, in what will be the most watched VP debate since the Commission on Presidential Debates started rigging elections in 1988:
One: Sarah Palin believes that dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time as humans. Now, if you think that is a strike against her take a look in the mirror and you will see one of two things. One: a cloistered urban intellectual who never leaves the cosy confines of the city preferring to remain surrounded by quote unquote culture, fine dining and cab drivers of dubious ethnic distinction. You are now or will one day be married to your former step daughter you Godless pervert or two; you attend or are employed by a college or university. Your Ivy shield may be real or metaphoric, but make no mistake- you are insulated from the real world. The rest of the country is cross referencing the daily news with the book of revelations and vacationing at the CREATION MUSEUM where God fearing families can take a “Walk through history” depicting humans interacting with Dinosaurs in a stunning design created by a former Universal Studios exhibit director, take in a lecture on how “the book of Genesis relevant in todays world” and have your children practice a the socially acceptable form of cannibalism know as the Eucharist.
The second thing going for Palin in this debate is the format. Trying to confine babbling Biden to 90 second answers and a two minute follow up is like asking someone to turn water into wine. It is just beyond reason. Even keeping Biden on message will be difficult. What will Biden say, for instance, when Gwen Iffil asks him to clarify his recent remarks that Hillary Clinton would have been a better Vice Presidential choice than he? All of America who gobbles up their politics from the left side of the table will look across the stage and agree with Joe Biden on this point. Backed into a corner, Biden is likely to come out swinging, flexing his intellectual superiority. Again, he is in a no win situation here, as that will come off as condescending, which brings me, sans an adequate transition sentence, to my third and final supporting point.
Three: Sarah Palin is George Bush with breasts. As I have said before, playing dumb while clinging to your bible and guns wins elections in this country. Ask Al Gore. Ask John Kerry.
Dress it all up in the porno librarian costume and you’ve got Karl Rove with a throbbing gristle. And when Rove- or one of his disciples- gets stiff, there is no bending, there is no breaking, only the rhythmic pounding of the democrats weaknesses until the money shot on election day.
Politics is porno.
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questions for the comments: 1. Who the hell can shed some light on this derivative market thing? 2. Is the current crisis the start of a a depression, or just a normal bump in the free market road? 3. Investment tips? 4. Is the Hermit video making style derivative of any other? 5. AC/DC- lover em or hate em?
Also – I notice there are some newbies here. If you are wondering what all of this is about, read below the fold: Read the rest of this entry ?
I spoke w/ Ralph Nader recently about a wide range of topics, including the so called “progressive dilemma”, war and faith in politics, and asked him if we are living through an Orwellian nightmare.
Ralph Nader urges you to visit Constitution Pledge to make a pledge for the Constitution.
The mainstream media will continue to black out Nader- so- Please take these links and blast them out to everyone. Permalink for this blog post (grab it. slap it in an email, & get it out) http://operationitch.wordpress.com/2008/09/17/the-nader-interview
OR….. blast the individual videos:
Part 1- The Progressive Dilemma http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6C1TgIbEVo
Part 2 – God is not a Real Estate Agent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh3zuylHhyw
Part 3 The End of America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtCZpVPz8VE
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So, YouTube and the DNC teamed up to ask Why are you a Democrat in 2008? Here is a highlight video of the responses. Mine did not make it-HMMM, I wonder why? It is below. Make sure you take the OBAMA-MCCAIN CHALLENGE NOW.
So YouTube and the Democratic Party are having a contest. I doubt that this video will be my ticket to Denver. If you have access to a video camers, make a video about why you are NOT a Democrat in 2008.