Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

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The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.

Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On Go

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From our Bangladesh channel: The Smart Stitch is being hailed as a revolutionary garment factory that fits in the palm of your hand.

 

Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?

Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad

Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters

Obama Vows To Stop Americas Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

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Californians Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition

Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

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