Santa seeks bailout. Stocks tumble..
December 11, 2008
The Public News Network • Operation Itch VIDEO
In news that sent shock waves of panic through wall street, Old Chris Cringle arrived in Washington today seeking a $1.6 trillion bailout from congress, warning that if congress fails to act- Christmas will be cancelled indefinitely.
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I still feel that Christmas season will be decent as gas prices have put a lot of money into the hands of consumers. If the prices can stay down, it will be good for the economy.
I can only HOPE this is a joke, but I’d be afraid it’s true