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The Daily Scratch/ Porno for Politics

October 1, 2008

Porno for Politics
by Dennis Trainor, Jr. (w/ video below)

Sarah Palin’s recent blunders under the cottony Courician spotlight have made her the punch line to so many jokes that Lorne Michaels is paying Tina Fey in gold bouillon cubes  to keep the former head writer and weekend update host of SNL returning week after week.

That said, I’ve got a shocking prediction for you. Sarah Palin will win the debate against Joe Biden this Thursday night. Do not mistake my prediction for a wish. I wish that Lorne Michaels would hire me when Amy Poehler leaves the show for mommy land after the election. I mean, show of hands, how many of you would like to see me behind the SNL News-desk?

Thanks Mom.

But back to my thesis, for the numerologists and 9th grade English teachers in my audience, here are the three main reasons why Sara Palin will win Thursday, in what will be the most watched VP debate since the Commission on Presidential Debates started rigging elections in 1988:

One: Sarah Palin believes that dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time as humans. Now, if you think that is a strike against her take a look in the mirror and you will see one of two things. One: a cloistered urban intellectual who never leaves the cosy confines of the city preferring to remain surrounded by quote unquote culture, fine dining and cab drivers of dubious ethnic distinction.  You are now or will one day be married to your former step daughter you Godless pervert or two; you attend or are employed by a college or university. Your Ivy shield may be real or metaphoric, but make no mistake- you are insulated from the real world. The rest of the country is cross referencing the daily news with the book of revelations and vacationing at the CREATION MUSEUM where God fearing families can take a “Walk through history” depicting humans interacting with Dinosaurs in a stunning design created by a former Universal Studios exhibit director, take in a lecture on how  “the book of Genesis relevant in todays world” and have your children practice a the socially acceptable form of cannibalism know as the Eucharist. 

The second thing going for Palin in this debate is the format. Trying to confine babbling Biden to 90 second answers and a two minute follow up is like asking someone to turn water into wine. It is just beyond reason. Even keeping Biden on message will be difficult. What will Biden say, for instance, when Gwen Iffil asks him to clarify his recent remarks that Hillary Clinton would have been a better Vice Presidential choice than he? All of America who gobbles up their politics from the left side of the table will look across the stage and agree with Joe Biden on this point. Backed into a corner, Biden is likely to come out swinging, flexing his intellectual superiority. Again, he is in a no win situation here, as that will come off as condescending, which brings me, sans an adequate transition sentence, to my third and final supporting point.

Three: Sarah Palin is George Bush with breasts. As I have said before, playing dumb while clinging to your bible and guns wins elections in this country. Ask Al Gore. Ask John Kerry.

Dress it all up in the porno librarian costume and you’ve got Karl Rove with a throbbing gristle. And when Rove- or one of his disciples- gets stiff, there is no bending, there is no breaking, only the rhythmic pounding of the democrats weaknesses until the money shot on election day.

Politics is porno.
 

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The Scratch. 29 september

September 29, 2008

Is it possible that in this historic election that the first debate featuring McBama was actually overshadowed by other news? As lawmakers prepare to vote on the $700 billion dollar bailout (and McCain maneuvers to take the credit), the House approves a trillion dollars in spending- not for the bailout, but to expand the empire.

A few people actually put their money where their mouth is, so to speak, when it comes to speaking out against the war, but most people just can’t spare a bowel movement. Others, exhausted by the marathon election cycle (I mean- I stopped working for Kucinich when his campaign shut down- 9 months ago!) have finally reached the breaking point and will go to any length not to discuss politics.

Al-Queda is not going anywhere, GWB is singing his swan song, and the GOP may have to fire this bitch soon, if stuff like this keeps popping up.

I’d say the next month is going to be pretty wild. Hold onto your hat as The Hermit breaks it all down for you.
FREE ISRAEL. FUCK PALESTINE! 

If you have got what it take to wear this in public– I want pictures. 

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Derivative Markets and the 2nd Great Depression

September 19, 2008

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questions for the comments: 1. Who the hell can shed some light on this derivative market thing? 2. Is the current crisis the start of a a depression, or just a normal bump in the free market road? 3. Investment tips? 4. Is the Hermit video making style derivative of any other? 5. AC/DC- lover em or hate em?

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Nader Interview

September 17, 2008

I spoke w/ Ralph Nader recently about a wide range of topics, including the so called “progressive dilemma”, war and faith in politics, and asked him if we are living through an Orwellian nightmare. 

 

Ralph Nader urges you to visit Constitution Pledge to make a pledge for the Constitution.

NADER- SPOIL WHAT EXACTLY? shirts available

 

The mainstream media will continue to black out Nader- so- Please take these links and blast them out to everyone.  Permalink for this blog post (grab it. slap it in an email, & get it out) https://operationitch.wordpress.com/2008/09/17/the-nader-interview 

OR….. blast the individual videos:

Part 1- The Progressive Dilemma http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6C1TgIbEVo
Part 2 – God is not a Real Estate Agent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh3zuylHhyw
Part 3 The End of America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtCZpVPz8VE   

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Again, Why are you a Democrat in 2008?

August 25, 2008

So, YouTube and the DNC teamed up to ask Why are you a Democrat in 2008? Here is a highlight video of the responses. Mine did not make it-HMMM, I wonder why? It is below. Make sure you take the OBAMA-MCCAIN CHALLENGE NOW.

Okay- my response:

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